Bowfinger
A gripping allegory about how Randy Quaid got his big break. Also, Laker girls!
Dick
The true story of Watergate is way boringer than this.
Toy Story 2
Seeing toys talk is like watching dogs play poker. It's AWESOME!
The rest of these really only deserve to be runners up.
The Blair Witch Project
Who knew so many people could get so much motion sickness?
Bringing Out The Dead
Nic Cage stars as a ham sandwich in search of a story.
Dogma
It's got a poo monster.
Girl, Interrupted
If I remember right, the Angelina Jolie nudity was in Pushing Tin
The Green Mile
Made me pray I never get a urinary tract infection.
Man on the Moon
Jim Carrey's tour de force earned him a little Foghat at the MTV movie awards.
The Sixth Sense
Great, until you realize the ghosts can be beaten with water.
Sleepy Hollow
The little kid in this totally gets what's coming to him.
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
This movie would be completely forgettable if it weren't for Jar Jar.
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